• guy ripping my movie ticket: enjoy your movie
  • me: you too

heteroiero:

we went in the darkroom today and  looked around and i was like “wow this is brighter than my future” and my photography teacher laughed so hard he almost cracked his head on the enlarger 

(Source: luceum, via pizza)

an-eggnog:

According to my pokedex Blaziken can clear a 30 story building in one jump. Imagine youre just standing there and this long ass chicken just fuckin takes off into the god damn sky

(Source: deathclaw, via pizza)

departured:

my greatest talent is being able to watch 5 years worth of a tv show in one week

(via pizza)

maisiewilliams:

how to not train your dragons, a story by daenerys targaryen stormborn

(via pizza)

gorilllas:

*video doesn’t load within 2 seconds* well i guess i’ll never know

(via pizza)